I think I finally figured out what bugs me about these things. Remember those metal dumptruck toys you used to get as a kid. Some of you may be too young, but I know I'm not the only one who remembers standing in the back of it and busting my head trying to roll down the driveway. Now you remember! !t was big, yellow, and tough enough to stand and ride on. You had to push it with both hands.
I loved those things. Bounce it down the stairs? No problem. Hit the dog? Just be sure mom didn't see. Dad runs over it? Run because he just got a flat and you left it out there.
Then people decided those were unsafe and they started making cheap plastic toys. They rounded off the corners so no one put out any eyes, and basically took all the fun out of it.
This new Bronco is the same thing. Round the corners off an early Bronco, breed it with a jeep, and give it a 4-cylinder and there you are. A cheap piece of ----- all your own. I guess as long as no one loses an eye.
I feel better now.
Brad
I loved those things. Bounce it down the stairs? No problem. Hit the dog? Just be sure mom didn't see. Dad runs over it? Run because he just got a flat and you left it out there.
Then people decided those were unsafe and they started making cheap plastic toys. They rounded off the corners so no one put out any eyes, and basically took all the fun out of it.
This new Bronco is the same thing. Round the corners off an early Bronco, breed it with a jeep, and give it a 4-cylinder and there you are. A cheap piece of ----- all your own. I guess as long as no one loses an eye.
I feel better now.
Brad
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