Jeep Jokes

[Bronco Bull]

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud.
The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.


"Sorry sir," said one of the loafers,
"but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way."


The C.O. turned to his driver and said,
"Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels
to give us some traction."

 

[freak]

That's pretty good.

 

[Bronco Bull]

Hey freak havent seen you in a while

Got some more

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another Jeep stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel.
"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, " *Yours* is."

 

[highboy73]

besides ww11 jeeps has anyone seen a tuff jeep with all jeep parts on it?
just wondering

 

[xsbronco]

I sold a 63' willy's cj5 1 1/2 years ago that was like a tank. only things not original were engine and lift kit. everything else was original down to left hand threaded wheel studs. I had to sell it cause of finances. Broke my heart. I wheeled that thing all over Reno area. Had fun doin it too. Jumping, rock crawlin, ditch drivin. Nothing ever broke. Wish I had more pics.

 

[highboy73]

gotta love those old ones,sucks you had to get rid of it.

 

[Col Klinx]

I found this site with a newer for truck on it and it was lifted but one of the pics was of the back axle and it had written on it " i got your jeep thing..... now it burns when i pee"

 

[highboy73]

that's funny as hell